The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raises eyebrow*
Okay, this is kind of weird when you're expecting to be arrested. And the MIB also deals with mythical creatures? What else? Muppets? CGI characters?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man 1: Um, yes, sorry about breaking in like that. Force of habit. Usually we are going after the evil creatures.

*still invisible, looking into the minds of the men*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, you guys are paying the damage.
*sits down on the couch, eyes never leaving the MIB*
So, anything else you guys want from us?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man 2: Well, we normally do not ask...but...
Man 1: We could really use someone THAT powerful working for good on our side.
Man 2: Of course, that would extend to all of you...

*still looking for any trace these guys are not telling the truth*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You mean from all of us, demon, human with power and werewoofies?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man 1: Yes. And we are assuming the demon was the one who actually killed the bounty hunter?
Man 2: Reports were sort of vague. The only thing people agreed on was that there was a lot of smoke, two things fighting, one looked like a bear, the other like a bat.
Man 1: Where is this demon? We followed...um...is it a boy or a girl, because we don't really want to call it and "it."

*takes possession of Yuna*
*Relax, you are still in control, I just wanted to talk to you in private. These guys are the real thing. I can't find anything in their psyche that would suggest otherwise.*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*so, we can trust them?*

That's a little complicated, gentlemen in black. You see, our bat demon can change the gender, although female is prefered. Maybe calling "it" "she" would be appropriate. But what exactly are you going to do when you see her?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Man 1: What do you mean by that? We aren't going to do anything except thank her
Man 2: You can all come to HQ to get IDs and be officially sworn in as members of the MIB.
Man 1: The Mythical Creature division is much less strict than the alien division. No need for your identities to be erased or anything.
Man 2: Unlike the alien division, who is trying to keep aliens secret, we actually would love it if creatures and humans could live together, and that humans knew of the existence and are not afraid.
Man 1: We know about this group of scientists who want to capture, experiment, and ultimately destroy all creatures. They call themselves SSMH, or, as a rather stupid name, the Secret Society of Monster Hunters. They are located all over the world. We have been working for years to stop them, but they are like ants. The more you squash, the more take their place.

*They are telling the truth...what do you think? Should we help them?*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

"Secret Society of Monster Hunters"? Yeah, thats a pretty stupid name. Whoever came up ith that name should be hit on the head. And "the more you squash, the more take their place"? Didn't Frollo say something like this in the disney adaption of The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

*I think we should, but I'd suggest to ask the others of their opinion first before ultimately decide*

And as for helping you guys, I think I would first talk to housematrs before dciding. Is that okay?

 

[Vincent L]

Again, let's have a vote
I vote YES.