The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

We don't know how many guards are going to be there, and they are probably expecting us back. There must be a safer...

hmm...*grabs book and focuses. Starts staring into space*

 

[Vincent L]

[drinking a quadruple condensed extra caffeine expresso]
Can someone identify me using that book? I have no idea what I am.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, you can change your form into animals and you practice to be other creatures, right, Vincent? I would say you're a shapeshifter.

 

[Vincent L]

Probably, but is it in the book?
[looks at Sarge]

(p.s. I'm a frog now)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*eyes start turning red, claws start digging into the book binding*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*looks at Sarge, too*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*finally snaps out of it*

*throws the book down and punches a hole through the wall*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't believe this! I was right! The guy who wrote this book is in charge of everything! Whats worse, is that I've been putting all of you in danger.

First of all, it turns out that my mother is psychic. (Which would explain how she knows the exact time I'm about to start doing something, then wants me to do a bunch of things for her ). Because demons already have some psychic abilities, having a psychic mother enhanced their power...

They apparently put a tracking device in my brain, which also happened to be located in such a spot that prevented me from fully using psychic abilities. When you opened that suitcase, it destroyed the device, which is why apparently why I now have clairvoyance and can see what others see if I am touching something that is connected to them somehow...

But don't you see? They have been able to track us because of me! Once again, I am getting everyone into trouble. ARG! *locks self in room*

 

[Vincent L]

At least the tracking thingamabob is destroyed.
[picks up book and puts out flames]
This thing sure contains a lot of important information, better put it somewhere safe.

 

[tutter_fan]

I've installed an EAS (Enemy alert system) throughout the city. I will tell you more about it later.