The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Well it probably doesn't know everything...maybe you are part satyr or something...

 

[Hubert]

Yeah, if it did know everything, two weird creatures with pointy snout things would come out every time you went up to it...

"You are in the presence of, the all-wise, all-knowing, creature book! Nyaahh!"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

The thing with the horns was an allusion to the fact that Summoners in Final Fantasy III, V and IX have horns

But I think I would trust the book more if we had found it in an ancient library.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I never played FF so....

Look, the thing was free. Who wrote it?

*checks author page*

Hm...no name but-*stands there stunned, people start staring*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't worry, I don't expect everyone to play it. I just couldn'z help with the reference.

The author must be very shy.
*looks surprised at the stunned Sarge and pokes her (or are you male now?)*
What's wrong?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(My avatar is from a game no one has ever played so we are probably even )

It doesnt give a name but...it was written by the guy who ran the lab I'm from...I'm sure of it, listen to this description..."The author of this book has chosen to remain anonymous. Due to the nature of his work, the engineering and studying of mythological creatures, it is dangerous to reveal any information that could possibly used to track him down."

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I think so, too )

Hm, I don't know what to think of it. Maybe see what other things the guy did?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We should not be talking about this in public...people are starting to stare. It certainly doesn't help we are still standing outside this store...

 

[Hubert]

But remember, there could be multiple people doing that exact same thing...the description is a bit vague.

But I'll bet there is some clue somewhere in the book that can tell us more...like if he put information in it that we know that he only would know...but now I'm curious...why would he write a book on this?

EDIT: Your goal in life is to ziffel me, isn't it?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yes, yes it is

Ok, so how far away are we from the apartment? We need to take a better look at this thing