The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

("A wild Luke appears"? What is this? Pokémon? )

Maybe we're lucky and someone decides to go to the mall...

*start heading with both Johnnys to the mall*

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

*gets home Darren settles in and sets up his new lab*

Ok, you do your mad scientist thing, I'm going out for some air and to relax. Maybe learn more about human culture.

Darren: alright, be safe.

 

[Misskermie]

(Wild things appear a lot in Jaz's side of the RP. )


Luke: YOU KILLED KAT!!! *pulls out a sword that looks like the fierce Deity sword* And now I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!

Whoa whoa whoa~! STOP IT!

Ryan: Man, what is your problem!?

Luke: There were cameras near that grocery store, and you... You KILLED HER!

LUCAS! CUT IT OUT!

Luke: No! He killed the love of my life! So now... Y'know what? I'm gonna kill yours! Where is she?

Well... Hmmm... I don't know who that is... Say, Luke, any idea why your mother is at this man's house?

Luke: No...

I'M THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE.
Idiot.

Luke: Ewwww.... My mom's dating again...

Ryan: You have a son?

Yeah, but he's adopted.

Luke: That doesn't matter. You must diiiiiiie! *swings and misses*

Let's get outta here! *Flies Ryan out of there*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

This is weird...being with myself...looking like that :/

FJ: Aw, come on. You know you like my outfit at least.

Um...*awkward*

 

[Misskermie]

At least we're safe in the sky...

Luke: *flies after them* Sorry Mom, this is for your own good! Angels... MOVE OUT!

*suddenly, wild angel try to attack us*
Holy nip!

Ryan: Fly faster! FLY FASTER!

Hang on! *zooms*

*Angels dart after*

Luke: *Shoots a direct hit at one rocket boot with an arrow*

*Begins to lose control*
Uh-oh...
Get ready for a crash landing!

Ryan: Oh dear god...

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

***Is anyone around?***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Present Johnny*
Yeah, you even bought a leather jacket just like future you's.

(Edit: ziffeled)

*to Victoria*
**Yes. Wanna hang out with us?**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Actually, Goth Johnny has a black leather trenchoat with spiked studs on the shoulders )

Uh...*awkward*

I like pretzels...

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

*** I would love to, can you teleport me?***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Oh, that was it; I wasn't sure And tell you're shadow creaures to stop crawling around the attic in my house )

Yes, we know that, sweetie. Do you like massages too?

*to Victoria*
**Sure. Where are you?**