The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yes, except that we have lots of cow demon milk here. It's just that we don't know if it's recommended to drink cow demon milk and even if it is, I doubt we can drink it all. So, um, do you think you could help us?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fang: It's ok for demons to drink cow demon milk, but anyone else it can make them sick in a raw form. I guess we can take some of it though.

 

[Misskermie]

*walks back home*
I'm too lazy.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Good to know. I'll bring some by later, see you and thanks for your help.

*hang up and look at Johnny*
Well, at least we know what we can do with the milk.

 

[Misskermie]

*thinks: Hmmm... I wonder what I'll do now...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And now I know I'm going to have to be milked...I seriously can't win, can I?

 

[Misskermie]

(You can win a checkers. )


*pulls out ocarina and plays the elegy of emptiness*
If ben shows up... I shall scream.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, but at least it's not as bad as when you were a werecow.

*look at the containers full of milk*
I'm going to get dressed now and bring some of it to Fang.

 

[Misskermie]

*I start to imagine the ben statue in front of me*
AHHHHH! BEN DROWNED!
*runs out the house*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok...

*stands up on two legs*

Hooves are weird to stand on...