The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*just keeps following the road, passing a farm*

Oh look, cows

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Cool
But why would we need cows if you can provide fresh milk yourself?

You know, maybe we should start raising chickens XD

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Don't make me kill you

Why would we need chickens?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Would you really kill your cute little wife?

To drink their blood and to eat them

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So you wouldn't mind taking care of baby chickens, raising them from eggs, only to have to slaughter them later? Good to know

*suddenly stops and looks at a pen of what looks like it used to be goats, on;y barely identifiable in the gore*

O_O

Werewolf attack?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stare at the pen in shock*
From the looks of it, I'd say yep, werewolf attack O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wow...that's some vicious werewolf...

*a howl can be heard*

I think we should get out of here...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gulp*
Yep O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*just as he's about to drive off, a werewolf leaps out of the field and tackles him, knocking him off the bike, barely missing Yuna in the process*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shriek*
Johnny!

*to the werewolf, while preparing a fire elemental spell*
Get away from my husband!