The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*try to look deadly serious but it's apparent that I'm grinning*
Sure, why not?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*punches her shoulder*

Just for that...

*picks up a box of pink dye*

I'm dying your hair

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If you do this, you might as well sleep with Figaro in his basket

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Meow

Not even a streak?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Not even a streak

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm going to dye your whole head in your sleep

*puts the pink dye back*

I'm still dying my hair

*buys the green dye*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If you dye my hair in my sleep, then no more sex

*after he put the pink hair dye back and bought the green hair dye*
You do that

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Aw

*pouty face*

*sulks out to the car*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*follow Johnny out to the car*
You could try to convince me to still do it with you

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...

Maybe you won't see me with my shirt off.

Maybe I'll decide to stay partially in rat form so you can't enjoy my drool inducing body