The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*hits it with some plasma blasts*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Dante counters Johnny's attack*

Hey! No one attacks my husband!

*summon Doomtrain*

*Dante is poisoned*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*throws fireballs*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Dante regularly loses energy thanks to the poisoning*

*cast Firaga on Dante and it's defeated*

*hum the Final Fantasy victory fanfare*

*peek in the treasure chest and get something out*
We fought that thing for this? o__O

*show Johnny a staff*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

And this is...? What?

O_0

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's a weapon for mages, so that they can just hit the enemy on the head in case they are out of MP.

Better keep it, maybe we'll meet someone who could use it :/

*store it in subspace*
Let's go on.

*leave the room and on to the next and last tunnel*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I see...tails are more useful

*follows her*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And claws

*the last tunnel leads us to a room with a golden treasure chest on a pedestal*

*but before we can approach it, we're attacked by four Tentacles*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well that's just lovely...

*readies plasma blasts*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sarcastic*
Woohoo.

*one Tentacle attacks us*

*summon Doomtrain, hitting them all*

*one of the Tentacles is poisoned*