The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*in a faint whisper*

Alrighty, here we are. See any place you might like?

*picks up a list with resident names on them*

Funny...most of the people on here I haven't seen around for a while...I think the ogre named Casey at least comes out on occasion, he's on floor 2, while another tenant named Melissa is on floor 7, then there's just a handful of other people who tend to never be seen.

 

[Misskermie]

*The tv breaks*


What the-?



*get on knees*


WHY MUST THE BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE?!

 

[Muppet fan 123]

I don't like going up so many flights of stairs, so maybe I'll take the second floor.

 

[Hubert]

*still whispering*

Alrighty, which one would you like? Only rooms 16 and 20 are occupied.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

*panting from stairs*
Hmmm..I'll take number 14 if it's available. What room do you sleep on?

*looks up at flights of stairs*

Is there an elevator here?

 

[Misskermie]

Nothing a screwdriver can't fix.


*runs to get tools, comes back, and the tv is gone*


What the?


But.


I...


WHAT?!

 

[Hubert]

14 is available. I'm one floor below, in room 8.

Hm, no elevator that I know of...no one's ever really needed one considering that most of us can teleport and/or fly up to their destination.

 

[PanthraDion]

*Now human, appears on floor 2 after seeing someone from the corner of her eye and hearing voices. Kiwi and Ginger are at her feet. On seeing Mitchell, walks up to him.*
Hello there. I don't think that I have seen you before, are you new here? I'm Melissa and these are my cats Ginger and Kiwi.

 

[Misskermie]

My Tv was just here a second ago...


*Sees oil drips leading from where the TV was to my room, to find Sparky*


DUDE! Don't scare me like that.


SPARKY: I'm fixing it!


FINE!
*Goes to living room, and sleeps on the couch*

 

[Hubert]

*whispers*

Hi, Melissa, it's Hubert. I'm invisible at the moment, hence why you can't see me. Anyway, this is Mitchell. He's a mummy who will be staying in the apartments for a while.