The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*shiver with my giant spider body*

*speak very nervously*
It's alright... I'm just a spider. A big, giant spider. No need to crap my pants over it... There's gotta be a cure. Yeah, I'm sure there is a cure.

*nervous laugh*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*puts an arm around her in sleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*slowly turn around as I feel an arm around me*

*just stare at Johnny*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*makes some strange spider sounds then rolls onto his back*

*twitches*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hesitantly reach out to him and poke him with one of my many legs*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

.....

*wakes up, forgetting they were spiders and looks at Yuna*

SPIDER!

*jumps and ends up clinging to the ceiling*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*can't help but laugh when he clings to the ceiling*

Who's the one walking on the ceiling? Not me.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sigh*

*jumps off*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at him, trying to get used to his new look and my new eye sight*

What happened yesterday? The last thing I remember is being freed after being trapped in a spider web...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You fainted after the realization you got turned into a spider...but I think we were freed before our minds went away...

Welcome to my world of getting turned into stuff against your will.