The Creature Calamity Club

[PanthraDion]

I hope that that is true, because now, with my bad luck, something like that is going to happen to me. I hope not, though. I just seem to have a lot of bad luck.

 

[Hubert]

*Think stay calm, just, stay calm...just because a stupid jerk just...ack, no, no, stay calm, stay calm...just...ah...*

*gradually begins the painful process of changing*

Ack!...

Man: Yes, yes, I knew it! Just wait until they all see! Wait until they all see! *runs out*

*Think if only I can just, turn, invisible, then, I, won't be...AH!*

*manages to turn invisible just as door opens*

Man: He's in here, I saw him! *looks at empty restroom* W-wh-

*crowd rolls eyes and walks out*

Man: B-but, I saw him, I tell you, I saw him!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Welcome to my world. I seem to attract bad luck wherever I go :/

 

[Hubert]

*with some trouble, is able to manage control and passes through the walls and out of the building*

*quickly flies back to apartment*

Alright...stay...in...control...

 

[PanthraDion]

What annoys me is that my sister doesn't attract the bad luck that I do, it's only me. She has all of the good luck, actually.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Some people are just prone to bad luck I guess.

*looks at Yuna*

Could you please put a blanket on her? There's some in the closet over there...

 

[PanthraDion]

Sure thing.
*Goes over to closet, gets out blanket, and puts it over Yuna.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Help yourself to anything in the fridge or cabinets. Not really sure what we have here...make sure what you find hasn't gained sentience from being there so long though

 

[PanthraDion]

So I'm guessing that you do not clean things to often around here? I must admit, the thought of something in the fridge of cabinets having sentience sounds like something from one of those cheesy horror movies.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We don't really come here often enough to think about cleaning the fridge. But hey, I've already found some strange gelatinous mass in one of my coat pockets. I don't clean them out very often