The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

It's okay, I guess you just needed to talk to somebody about this.

*clap and cheer as Johnny finishes the race*
Woohoo

 

[PanthraDion]

***Oh, Ginger! You're never going to guess what we found!***
Ginger: ***What?!***
***Emeralds in pools all over a humongous cavern! Kiwi was actually the one who found it, but it's just awesome!.......***
Ginger: ***What's wrong?***
***We're not alone. Ginger, I'm going to stay connected with you so you can hear what is going on. You will be able to hear not only what is said here, but my thoughts as well.***
Kiwi: ***And mine.***
Who's there? I know that someone's out there.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Announcer: Everyone, our first winner ever of the death race, Johnny Blaze!

*the lady looks stunned* Blaze? *looks at Yuna* That...that was his last name...

 

[Hubert]

No, Judy's name is Jane and Jane's name is Judy. Judy can be married to Ralph, and Jane can be married to Tony, and both men are best friends. What they don't know is that Jane is Judy, and that she's playing the parts of both of their wives. Tony catches on, but decides to keep it from Ralph and Jane, in order to keep her as-

No, Judy's last name is Jane, making her Judy Jane. She has a sister named Mary, who is a shoe store salesman. Mary falls in love with Judy's boyfriend Ralph and Judy falls in love with Mary's boyfriend Tony, and eventually all four "accidentally" end up in the same bar, where-

Oh wait, kids are gonna to be going to this. Darn.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look stunned after the lady told me her nephew's last name*
Are... are your nephew and my boyfriend one and the same? O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: Does he have a bit of a pretzel addiction?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

"A bit" is probably the understatement of the year.

 

[PanthraDion]

*A strange voice echoes off of the cavern walls. The voice has a growling sound to it.*: You are correct...intruder.
What do you mean? We're only just exploring the cave.
Growling man: You have found my cavern and my emeralds.
*Another voice joins in. A woman's voice that sounds like it is in a permanent cackle.*: You were admiring the emeralds as if you wanted to take them.
We we're just admiring them.
Kiwi: If you want, we'll leave now.
Cackling woman: Says who?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the lady looks deeply into Yuna's eyes* Does he squeak when he's nervous?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look straight into the lady's eyes*
He does.