The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*move closer to Johnny*
We'll figure something out, I know we will.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What would you do if there was no cure?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I admit, I'd be disappointed but believe me, I wouldn't leave you. Not ever.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Just try to remember that I'm not really dead...I just look and smell like I am...

(and no, I'm not planning on staying a zombie )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(It's just difficult to find a cure, eh? )

*nod*
Yeah...

*put my arms around him*
You're still you, the same person I fell in love with.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(The cure is usually "shoot the zombie in the head and kill it" )

At least I'm not craving human brains or anything XP

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(The "kill it" part doesn't sound very helpful )

Good thing, too

*rest my head on his shoulder*
I can't imagine not sleeping next to you.

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*goes in back room with Rebecca*

Rebecca: Look, I know we're friends and all... but you suck at your job. It's like you've never done work before!

Well... technically this is my first job.

Rebecca: Well, maybe you should think about practicing work before actually doing it.

What do you mean?

Rebecca: You're fired.

But...

Rebecca: Look, you can come over my place tonight to talk about it. Just... just go.

*runs back to apartments, crying*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You know...out of all the zombie movies I've seen, there's not a cure...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look saddened at this*
But this isn't like a movie. And you didn't die when you became a zombie, you just threw up...