The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Eh...who am I kidding? I've got to have that stuffed chicken at that ring toss game over there...

*tosses morals out the window*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Now I'm not so sure I want to win you anything...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*roll eyes at the word chicken*

*think I need a chicken sandwich...*

 

[meepmuppaphones]

*Finds a cool looking singing contest*

Yay! Singingz!

*Enters, sings "Nations of the World", and wins first prize which is...*

MC: Ten free tickets for a first-class flight to the relaxing resort island of Jellywelly!

YAAAAAAAAAAAY *Snatches tickets and runs to Herbert, Yuna, and Sarge*

Guys! Guess what?

 

[Hubert]

Then I'll just go win it myself...I wonder if I should cheat, or play fairly?

*a devil appears on one shoulder, an angel on the other*

Eh...play fairly.

*devil facepalms, angel cheers*

*goes over to ring toss and pays for a bucket*

*throws rings one by one, trying to ring, and fails*

*pays for another bucket*

*fails*

*pays for another bucket*

*fails*

*pays for another bucket*

*fails*

I'm going to be in debt soon...

 

[meepmuppaphones]

Yuna! Sarge! Hubert! Guess what?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Oh for crying...

*shoves Hubert out of the way and pays for a bucket*

*wins on first ring*

Give him the stupid chicken

*attendant gives Hubert chicken*

 

[Hubert]

*takes chicken*

*to worker*

Thank you.

*to Sarge*

Thank you.

*hugs chicken*

His name is Morris.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think I would've liked to see Hubert fail more times*

*decide to wander aimlessly around*

 

[meepmuppaphones]

*Sees chicken*

I hope it's not here to avenge Gregory...

*Waves tickets*

Guys! Guess what?!