The Creature Calamity Club

[meepmuppaphones]

Sarge, Yuna. There's something I need to show or tell you guys.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

ok? What is it?

 

[meepmuppaphones]

I mined real deep underground, and I found this cavern. There were these crystals, and demons would spawn and grow more monstrous when they were exposed to the crystal. Here, I brought a sample.

*Shows the pale green crystal*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I liked the songs in the first movie better but I admit both had great songs. And the new songs for the musical are great, too. Particularly Shadowland.

Yeah, you're right. Finally a nice day, we two should enjoy it while we can.

Edit: ziffeled

 

[Misskermie]

(I am... But I'm alone...)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Welp...there goes that nice day -_-

 

[meepmuppaphones]

(What does "ziffel" mean?)

 

[meepmuppaphones]

Sarge, look. I have a rabbit *pulls rabbit out of cheese bazooka's nozzle*
and I'll put it next to the crystal.
*Rabbit mutates*

*Freezes the rabbit and throws it away*

See?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey, Yuna, you think the stuff the scientists were dumping in the lake was make out of this stuff?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*groan*
Can't we just have one nice day?

*to Meepo*
How did you even find us if you were deep underground and therefore wouldn't know where we are?


Edit:
*to Sarge*
Perhaps.