The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

via vortex?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks at hand*

Anyone have a towel first? Or I could always just wipe it on Yuna

*makes hand ooze slime again* hehehe

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Maybe a toxic rat with ghost powers! Sha-BAM! Just, uh, popped..... into my head... there... heh, heh.

*imagining flying rat with lazer beam eyes*

 

[Vincent L]

Lazer beam eyes? That will be cyborg powers.

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Wha- how can you read my mind?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*glare at Sarge*

If you wipe it off on me, I'm going to push you into the sea.

*go to the bathroom and get a towl; throw it into Sarge's direction*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*wipes hand and sticks tongue out*

Ok...the one that attacked me on the roof exploded into dust when it impaled itself on my claws so...

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

So we need some bigger claws to turn them all into dust! Now, where can we find some big claws? Where's the nearest lobster restaurant?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hit Sarge in retaliation for sticking his tongue out*

I think Sarge's claws are big enough.

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Aw, I put on this sailor costume for nothing...