*goes down to basement*
Cough! Cough! Ugh! It smells like somebody died in his own death juice!
*sees something scatter across room*
Wha- What was that?
*hears chittering*
Aw, just what I'm looking for.
*Giant rat comes out of shadows*
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! BIG RAT! GIANT RAT! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!
*runs upstairs*