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The Creature Calamity Club

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Maybe. Do you want me to catch an animal - or ten - for you to drink its blood?
 

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I wasn't going to make you go out last night and go hunting through the woods, but you are going to have to try to find a badger...rat blood, not only is there barely any blood in the animal to begin with, lacks a lot of nutrients.
 

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*nod*
Okay, I'll go now. Wait here for me.

*lightly squeeze his shoulder*
I'll be back as soon as I can.

*leave*
 

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*climbs back onto bed*

*Spike jumps up and licks face*

Ew...stop that, boy. I'll be fine...I hope...
 

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Come on, Golbez. Let's find a badger!

*run as fast as I can to the forest, my Heartless following me*

*in the forest*
*Golbez enters he first burrow it could find; a moment later, he chases a badger out*
*I kill it with Thunder and pick it up*
That was fast. And so, another one of Helgs Hufflepuff's descendants has perished. May it rest in pieces... I mean, peace.

*run back to the apartment and straight to Sarge's room*
Got one!
 

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*drains the badger and disposes body in a vortex*

*vision starts to return*

Badger blood is so full of nutrients that normally, it will make you sick if you drink it...but in this case it seems to be helping. At least I can see again. Be glad you don't need to drink blood
 

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*open my eyes*

I'm certainly glad I don't need to drink it. Is there anything else I can do for you?
 

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I am so stupid *facepalm*

Between Grace's attraction to trouble and my stubbornness and stupidity...its amazing we aren't all dead
 
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