The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*Comes out of store with a dozen bags*

Man, if we didn't have super strength, this would suck, huh Sparky?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*go out of the clothes shop carrying Golbez's basket and a small shopping*

Did you get everything you need?

*notice the amount of bags Jaz is carrying*
Did you just buy everything in the store?

 

[Hubert]

*just sort of pops out of nowhere, despite being at the mall the entire time*

Y'know...now I'm like the only tenant without a pet...

 

[Misskermie]

Maaaaaaaaaaaybe.


Luckly, I progamed my boots to carry me if I get fat. So all this wieght should be managable.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Get a pet then, I hear piranhas make good pets.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Piranhas?
Well I guess if you don't need your fingers, why not?

 

[Misskermie]

He wants a pet, not something that will use him as an appitizer.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Piranhas only attack when they are hungry. If you keep them fed, they won't bother you

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

How about a Blast-Ended Skrewt? Or an Acromantula?

Edit: I guess piranhas would be useful against burglars...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What about a jackalope then?