The Creature Calamity Club

[Bannanasketch]

*closes eyes for split-second and opens them to find myself on mars*

What the hey? Oh, look the new Mars Rover! I could have some fun with this.

*changes into form of martian.*

*looking into camera* Greetings, Earth, we hear you loud and clear. Our invasion will begin in 2 days. Prepare to die.

*changes form back into human* heh heh, that's gonna be funny. Now, I gotta get back to Earth.

*transforms into spaceship and flies off.*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*waits for Yuna to wake up*

*now has to figure out how to change back*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*eyes flutter open, I slowly sit up*

*blurry images appear in my memories but as I try to remember it clearly, I feel a sharp pain in my head*

*cry out in pain and hold my head*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yuna? How are you feeling?

*reaches out to comfort her then realizes his tentacle would probably crush her*

*is now curious how long it would take for her to recognize him*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Huh?
*don't recognize Sarge but have a feeling I've seen him somewhere before*

Do I... know you?

(note: the slave crown is something from Final Fantasy VI, Terra - the protagonist - was forced to do the evil Empire's bidding. It got destroyed at the beginning of the game and she had amnesia, so yeah, I choose the amnesia route, too)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(but I'm still a kraken cause I don't know how to change back yet...we are at the lakeside and I'm in the lake )

Yuna?...Its Sarge...are you feeling ok?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I mean, I wouldn't really recognize you if you were in your normal frm but I'd had a feeling I've seen you once somewhere before )

*puzzled*
Sarge...? Do I know any Sarge?
*try to remember and see a bat demon flying around in my memories*

*I feel a sharp pain again and put a hand on my hand to ease the pain*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*to self* Oh great...she doesn't remember anything and I'm stuck like this...what else can happen?

Yes...Your friend Sarge. A bat demon with ghost powers. Who hates water...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*very slowly*
A bat demon with ghost powers who hates water? But why do you look so tentacle-y, Sarge?

*another memory flashes before my eyes, one where I'm on a motorcycle with a guy in a trenchcoat and shrieking*

Do you normally wear a trenchcoat?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yes, when I'm human! *starts to get hopeful*