The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

**You know you love that sexy butt **

(dear lord did I really just say that?)

 

[Misskermie]

(Excuse me while I laugh insanely in the corner... )

**...I'm still here ya stinkin' married couple. **

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(XD)

**I know I love your butt, Johnny. And I'm currently fighting off the urge to squeeze it **

*to Jaz*
**Hey, we don't stink **

 

[Misskermie]

** Yeah, I know.**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

**I'm standing right next to you...do it **

(tumblr has turned me into a bigger perv than I already was)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Jaz*
**If you were here, I would so stick out my tongue at you **

*to Johnny*
You sure?

(I thought we were still on his bike in Amity Park...)

 

[Misskermie]

** EWWWWWWWWW!!!**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I don't remember )

**hehe...aw...Jazzy doesn't like us talking all lovey dovey**

 

[Misskermie]

**Well, geez, my boyfriend has frickin' died or something... **

 

[Sgt Floyd]

**Oh please, you know I'm a flake...he's probably more flakey than I am.**