The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

**Yeah... But one day I'll find someone permanent.**

(My japanese name is Zukazi. What on EARTH?!)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**I really hope you do; you deserve happiness**

(Huh? )

 

[Misskermie]

(I saw this thing, and my Japanese name is Zukazi. Each letter makes a different sound. I guess... )


**On a good day, I do. **

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Okay, I don't really get it)

**And what do you deserve on a bad day? Spanking? **

 

[Misskermie]

(Neither do I... I just thought I'd share. )


**Maaaaaaybe... **

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**And who does all the spanking? You to yourself? **

 

[Misskermie]

**How would that work? **

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Dunno, maybe if you'd built an extra arm to spank yourself? **

 

[Misskermie]

** That would be the number one wierdest thing ever.**

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Or instead of spanking, we could have a dog bite your behind **