The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*buy food*

Hm, maybe we should buy some juice too. Or woud you rather have something alcoholic?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I don't care. You know...if blood makes me drunk...I wonder if I'm actually affected by alcohol...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't know but I think I'm going to buy juice. I don't like alcohol

*buy some juice*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Whatever you say. I'll just drink a lot of human blood

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You really want to get drunk?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*punches her shoulder*

No...I'm miserable after that happens. You'd really think I'd do that on purpose?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nah, I don't think you're that kind of person

*put my arms around him*
Let's buy some candles, go back home and have a nice candle light dinner, followed by an intimate moment

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I thought you wanted it on the boat? Or we could have it on the roof...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, the boat is at home, so we would have to return there anyway

 

[Sgt Floyd]

That doesn't answer my question

*leaves then teleports home*