The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*wanders into the living room and sees FJ on the couch*

Ugh...*shakes him* Dude...wake up...

FJ: Huh? Wha?

We need to get your furniture built so you aren't living here...

FJ: Oh...right...should we go then?

Yeah I guess. I have no idea where Yuna is...

*teleports them to the apartment*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*after some contemplation, I store my things in subspace and let my wings grow*

*fly up to where the waterfall starts and find a tunnel with a long river and a narrow road left and right of it*

*follow the river deeper in the tunnel*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*start setting up the furniture*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still following the river*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Puts together the table and chairs*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*the tunnel leads to a cave but the river still goes on*
How long is the river anyway?

*suddenly, something splashes out of the water; it glares menacingly and rams me*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Why don't these rooms at least come with basic furniture? I dont want to put this bed together...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*almost lose my balance in surprise but manage not to fall down*

*the Sahagin attacks m again but this time, I jump out of the way and kill it with a Thundara spell*

*roll eyes*
Wow, what a scary random encounter.

*keep going*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*they finish building the furniture without screwing anything up or getting hurt*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*more random encounters, this time against a couple of flan-like enemies*
Woah! Hey, are you guys edible?

*cast Holy on them all, defeating them in an instant*