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Vicki Fraggle

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*continues up with siren song, louder thanks to alcohol. A melody sweet and haunting settles over the building*
My father is a merchant—the truth I now will tell,
And in great London City in opulence doth dwell,
His fortune doth exceed ₤300,000 in gold,
And he frowns upon his daughter, 'cause she loves a sailor bold.
A fig for his riches, his merchandize, and gold,
True love is grafted in my heart; give me my sailor bold:
Should he return in poverty, from o'er the ocean far,
To my tender bosom, I'll fondly press my jolly tar.
My sailor is as smiling as the pleasant month of May,
And oft we have wandered through Ratcliffe Highway,
Where many a pretty blooming girl we happy did behold,
Reclining on the bosom of her jolly sailor bold.
Come all you pretty fair maids, whoever you may be
Who love a jolly sailor bold that ploughs the raging sea,
While up aloft, in storm or gale, from me his absence mourn,
And firmly pray, arrive the day, he home will safe return.
My name it is Maria, a merchant's daughter fair,
And I have left my parents and three thousand pounds a year,
My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold,
There is nothing can console me but my jolly sailor bold.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Oh whatever...Jaz doesn't have to sing...

Besides, we need to be getting home...
 

Vicki Fraggle

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*sighs and flops back in to the pond*

Well that got me nowhere!

*keeps looking at TV,*
I WANT that android....
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*look at Jaz*
You were lucky this time but I will get you to sing one day, even if it mean I have to eat ectoplasm.

*approach Johnny and turn back to noemal*
Let's go home.
 

Sgt Floyd

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*turns normal*
Yep. And work on your threats :stick_out_tongue:

*teleports them home, uses intangibility to take off clothes, gets in bed, and goes to sleep*
 

Vicki Fraggle

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(This time difference really sucks)

*picks up duplicator and points at tv*
I WANT THAT ANDROID!

(Did I mention mermaids get desperate when drunk? :wink: it's funny)
 

Yuna Leonhart

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Anyway, I will get her to sing, no matter what :stick_out_tongue:

*after Johnny used intangibility to get undressed*
Yeah right, and letting me get undressed the hard way :stick_out_tongue:

*get the bracelet and put it on him*

*get undressed and join Johnny in bed, falling asleep soon*
 
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