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The Creature Calamity Club

Sgt Floyd

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*Fang comes running in* What's going on here?
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FJ: Even though I've changed, they don't want me there...
 

DrDarren

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*teleports home*
I can see no one needs my help,

*Sees four penguins in his living room*
Skipper: So, Blowhole, we meet again,

Leave me alone, im not in the mood.
Private: But Vicki called us, all we heard was fighting in the background, is everything alright?

*Rolls eyes*
Vicki had you as her backup plan?

Kowalski: obviously,
 

Yuna Leonhart

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I'm not really sure, except that they *gesture towards Melissa and Clara* need some kind of pus out of their systems :/
 

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That's terrible...
That means future me is a jerk face...
I'm sorry... Uh... In advance... Heh.
 

Sgt Floyd

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Fang: Ok...um...let's see what we can do...we might have a medicine you can take that will make you throw it up...
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FJ: Future you is dead. All of you are dead. -_-
 

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I know.
But I'm sure I was like that before I was dead.
So... Apology in advance...
God I'm stupid...
 

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Clara: Melissa needs help, not me. My body has gotten accustom to the puss living in it and taking overe my bodily functions.
*Melissa moans softly and opens her eyes, not seeing anything.*
 

DrDarren

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Skipper: So, where's that hot mermaid of yours anyway?

With her new friends at some secret government agency...

Kowalski: That's the worst kind,

Tell me about it,

Skipper: well don't worry about it too much buddy,

Buddy?!

Skipper: Hey, you're not so bad since you converted to the good side,

Thanks a lot.....

Private: Our pleasure!

:/
 
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