The Creature Calamity Club

[PanthraDion]

*Looks around*
It feels like forever since I have actually gone to the mall.

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Pretzels? They must be tasty. I should get one. Daddy gave me some human money to barter with.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Really? But he acts like he's never had pretzels in years...oh...wait...

*to Victoria*
I guess so. Haven't seen him in a while. It's kinda creepy how much he looks like me...

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

Who? Your brother? Aren't you twins?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, at least there is family resemblance. You should see my brothers, none of them look alike

*look over at the food court*
Hm, I think I'll get some ice cream...

*walk over there to buy a Ben & Jerry's ice cream*

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

*Darren suddenly teleports in to the middle of the group, maniacally laughing, thankfully no humans saw him.*
Darren: It works! It works! Oh hey guys.

Me: Be careful! Someone could have seen that!

 

[PanthraDion]

*Look over at Darren and then around the mall.*
Please don't do that. We don't exactly want any mass panic around here. Now what is it that you have done?

 

[Vicki Fraggle]

*Darren points at wrist*
Darren: made this great teleportation device, now Vicki and I don't have to bother anyone with teleportation help!

Me: *facepalm* fish sticks....

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*to Victoria*
Yeah, twins a few hundred years apart. Demons can live an indefinite number of years, but we aren't immortal.

I better go check on him...

*runs after FJ*

 

[PanthraDion]

Um...Darren...congratulations on the invention, but still, as I said, it is best not to use that around humans...regular humans that is. because of the history of monsters not being liked here, if you had been seen...well...mass hysteria or mobs could result.