The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Yep

*gives her a quick kiss*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smile fondly at him*

... I'm kinda too lazy to get up, though

(I'm going to watch a movie with my mother now. I'll be back later)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, I need to get up to get that bull charm eventually

 

[Misskermie]

*wakes up*

It's only been a lifetime.

*goes to the bathroom, and immediately goes out*

Spider... ME NO GUSTA.

*goes to get dressed*

I look like Jaz.

*slides down stairs, and lands in a living room chair*

Hmmm... Breakfast... What do I want...?

*goes to kitchen, and prepares waffles with oil syrup*

I have a feeling Imma burn these...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm gonna go get that charm now.

*goes intangible and gets up*

*gets dressed and teleports to the black market*

*buys a bull charm and comes back*

 

[Misskermie]

*burns 'em*

My feeling was correct.

*begins to eat, when suddenly, a wild note appears*

*reads it*

OH MY GLOB! NO!

*runs out the house*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Jaz, y u ben drowned?)

*teleports home and uses the charm*

Hopefully this will replace the cow form...

 

[Misskermie]

(I don't know... Considering I still kinda think it's scary... Playing Majora's mask BTW. )

*runs to Luke's house, and sees him cradling a child, but he is still very upset*

Is that...

Luke: My son? Yeah, he is...

Oh... He's precious... But... Where's...

Luke: She's gone.

Kat's gone? What do you mean, she's gone?

Luke: She... *sigh* She went to get food for him a few days ago, and when I became worried, I called a baby sitter for Jr, and I went searching for her. I found her dead in the alley by the grocery store.

WHAT? Who did this?!

Luke: *shrugs* I don't know...

Lucas, I'm sorry... *pats his back* You need help with Jr?

Luke: Not right now mom... But thanks for everything... I'm just thankful to have my son... Even though Kat's not here to help me raise him...

Oh...

Luke: I was going to ask her to be my wife...

*thinks: Oh, don't cry... You promised not to cry... Wait, no you didn't. *

Luke: Thanks for coming, but maybe you should leave...

Ok Luke... Take care... And be strong for your son...

Luke: *nods*

*leaves*
Well wasn't that depressing?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Dudette! Sheesh, that's worse than when I became a martyr for monsters!)

*starts to turn into a bull, looking pretty much the same as a cow, except with longer horns and...still being male*

 

[Misskermie]

(You should see what else I have planned. )


*walking, when all of a sudden, a wild glomp appears*

What the-?!
Oh, Ryan, it's you.

Ryan: Hey. Sooo... Uh... I've been meaning to ask you something.

Hm, what?

Ryan: Will you uh... Will you uh...

If you say marry you then my answer is y-

Ryan: No, no no, I thought it's too soon for that and- Wait, what were you gonna say?

Oh, nothing. That was desperate Jaz trying to escape.

Ryan: *poker face* K then... Well... I was going to offically ask you to be my girlfriend, so-

Sure, yeah.

Ryan: great. *kisses me* Well, I've got work to attend to... *walks off*

... Wait a minute...
I have a boyfriend...
Jazzabelle.
Jaz.
SHE.
Has a boyfriend...
AM I EVEN THIS PERSON?!