The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*twitches*

*drinks another human*

*tries to fly back to the top of the building but flies into it instead*

 

[Misskermie]

*looks around and spots johnny*

-__-
He's in a bad state...
God, why?

Ryan: Well let's help him!

Uh, Johnny?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(When I said into I meant he crashed into the side of it...and he's in demon form...and drunk)

Uuuggghhhh....

*throws up*

 

[Misskermie]

(I take things so literally. )


Oh, that's disgusting...

Ryan: Yeah, but he needs some kinda help.

*we both lift Johnny up on his feet*

Johnny...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks at Jaz*

Heeeehhhhhehehehe.........

Wheh dih yooouuu geh herh....?

 

[Misskermie]

A few seconds ago.

Ryan: You understood him?

Of course. Now, we need to get him to someplace safe.

Ryan: Ok then...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wherh am eh? Whah happeh...? *throws up again*

*ears seem to be twitching in every direction*

*hugs tail*

 

[Misskermie]

Ewwwww!
You-Bleah... You... You... I don't know, I just got here! Let's just get you to my house, and you can sleep on the couch... Unless Yuna comes to get you... Because at this rate, I don't trust you by yourself...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

uh kay....

*looks at Ryan*

So ah yooouuu Jaaaaahhhh'ssssss boyfreh? Sheh teeerrrrbllleee wih luhvvvv

*looks like he's about to pass out any minute*

 

[Misskermie]

Ok, now you can sleep OUTSIDE.

Ryan: Give 'em a break, he's intoxicated...

Ok... Uh... Can you fly?

Ryan: Yes...

Let's fly him to my place.

*We begin flying to my house. *