The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Holy *beep*, why would a demon kidnap Luke? Does he have something against kids or angels or both?

 

[Misskermie]

*shrugs*
I actually have no idea...
I didn't really ask Luke about it.
But this guy is a...
He's a bad word.
I'd say it, but frankly, I've cussed too much today.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ah, a little too much cussing never hurt anyone

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(is Ryan still there?)

I hate demons. They are all nasty and need to die.

 

[Misskermie]

(No. He ran in fear. )


...
Aren't you a Bat DEMON?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

No, I'm a robot unicorn

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at Johnny in confusion*
Um, aren't you a little hypocritical now?

(Edit: ziffeled )

What? And all those times I thought I'm together with a bat demon

 

[Misskermie]

We're all hypocrites.
I call robots low lifes.
I'm half hypocrite.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

ALLLLLWAAAYYYYSSSS I WANT TO BEEE WITH YOOOUUU!!!!

See? I'm a robot unicorn

.......I'm going to regret ever joking about this...

 

[Misskermie]

Yes, yes you will.
And I will be there to laugh at you.