The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*lean back to admire my shirtless husband*
Now that is one nice sight. Maybe I should give you a nice sight too

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...maybe. Although getting me to take my pants off might be harder than my shirt

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I will find a way

*take off my clothes so that I'm only wearing my lingerie*
How's that for you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...that might do it...

*takes off everything but his boxers*

Or not.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Would this do it?

*press my body as close as possible as against his and give him another PG-13 kiss*

*flirty look; very slowly start to take off my lingerie*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grins*

*takes off underwear*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*admire the sight, smirking at Johnny*
I don't think I could ever see a hotter and sexier sight in the world and in my life

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Did you ever stop and wonder how many people have done it in hotel beds? Kinda gross if you think about it too hard...

But then again....would two more hurt?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But they would have to change bedsheets now and then, so it mighht be a nice clean bedsheet that the maids put on.

*flirty look*
Besides, we won't be the first or the last ones to do it in a hotel bed. Two more certainly wouldn't hurt

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But how often do you think they clean the bed itself?

*teleports them onto the bed*