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*I go in with Ryan, pay for us, and begin to skate*
Ryan: Do you even know how to skate?
I used to be able to... *slips* But it's been so long...
Ryan: Here, let me help you... *grabs me, and helps me skate*
I'm gonna slip and bust my ***.
Ryan: Maybe, maybe not.
You are a troll, aren't you?
EDIT:
**:\ Aw, like... Right now?**