The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I have no idea. He said he would call me. Maybe I should stop by later and see

*drives to the mall*

 

[Misskermie]

You know, I realize how stupid the common human being is, being that I'm walking among them as a cyborg in disguise, however, my eye is obviously not a part of normality...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Last time you were there, we weren't even married yet

*enter the mall and go to the food court*

 

[Misskermie]

*slips on a puddle* Note to self: read wet floor sign.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I hope he's not dead or something

We haven't seen Jaz in a while. I wonder what's up with her...

*goes to Pizza Hut and gets two large pizzas, cheesy breadsticks, and cinnamon sticks*

 

[Misskermie]

*Sits down at a mall fountain and starts playing Luigi's Mansion 2*
I'm glad I don't suck at this game, otherwise I'd-
*gets killed by the ice possessor*
SON OF A B****!!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Or maybe he closed his garage because of the lack of customers

*decide to get a pizza at Pizza Hut too and then go to Dunkin' Donuts to buy three donuts and a latte macchiato*

(Edit: ziffeled )

*hear a familar voice loudly cursing*
I think I just heard Jaz.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

O_O

My super hearing detects Jaz is around...only she would scream that loud over losing at a video game

 

[Misskermie]

Why is the stupid ****ing game so **** hard!?
IF NINTENDO WANTED PEOPLE TO KEEP BUYING THEIR ****, THEY'D STOP MAKING **** LIKE THIS! THIS IS SO ****ING UNB-****ING-LIEVABLE!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I didn't even know she can curse in such a clean language that mothers are running away from the mall with their little kids O_O

If I weren't so afraid of approching her, I'd suggest to go see her :/