(LOL)
*gets up*
Hey look, a note!
Wow, don't I sound stupid...
"Dear Jaz,
The reason I'm not here, is because Transylvania is at war, and since you were born there, I thought i'd fight to prove that I'm not evil... And... Well... So you don't have to wait up for me... You can see other guys if you want to...
-Brett"
Man, can I get the guy on ONE STINKIN' PAGE OF THIS ROLEPLAY?!