The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Sounds good to me

Just be prepared for some nasty blisters. Boots kill your feet if you aren't used to them

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Meh, I think I can live with the blisters

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Not when you have blisters in blisters and can barely walk

But let's talk about something less gross while eating.

Hm...my new album has already outsold Ember's first album

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Dunno but we can look up the album charts. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if your album has. I mean, you told me you had more fans at your first gig than when you had your first gig as Ember and you seem to be generally more popular as Joey.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

......I said it already has. That's what my producer told me. And apparently my producer has already decided it's The Onceler. First of all, I don't know how I came up with a dumb name like "Onceler" and I have no idea why the "The" is there :/

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Darn, stupid little me somehow managed to misread your last post )

And that's why I used the name Joey instead of "The Onceler". "The Onceler" sounds kinda weird. But there are worse names in existence, so the name you came up with isn't that bad but could be better.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You try coming up with a name under pressure

So about that fashion show...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh well, at least Onceler isn't as bad as if you had come up with a name that means trash, crap or sh**

A special fashion show just for you. You want the show now?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If you want to give it to me now

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Then let's go home