The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*finishes eating*

I should really just get you a credit card...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

So that you won't have to join me when I'm shopping?
But yeah, a credit card might be a good idea, as long as I don't lose it or get it stolen.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

That's why there's going to be a limit on it of how much you can charge

And I don't mind going shopping with you, I'm just tired of you asking my permission to buy stuff

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, you're the one bringing home the bacon and I'm the one at home sitting on my lazy a**
So it wouldn't be right to just spend your hard earned money for jewelry and stuff

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Unless you were buying diamonds the size of basketballs then I don't care

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't think I could carry diamonds that big XD

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You wanna get dressed and we can head out then?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yup

*get up and leave the kitchen*

*get dressed in the bedroom and come back*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*teleports them to the garage and gets in the car*

*drives to the mall*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*at the mall*
Refresh my memory, where did you buy your leather clothes again?