The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Hm...

We need fresh turkey...

*turns demon and teleports*

*teleports back later with a turkey*

*skins it and cleans it out*

*starts cooking it*

I think I'll make ice cream...

*looks in the refrigerator*

Aaaaand we don't have milk...but I just bought some...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*Figaro comes in the bedroom while I'm taking a nap; he jumps on the bed and curls up next to my stomach*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I'm just gonna get it over with )

*sigh*

Well...I guess I have to...

*turns cow demon, and with much displeasure, gets enough milk for the ice cream*

*shudders and turns human*

*makes the ice cream and by that time the turkey is done*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(At least we got milk )

*slowly start to wake up*

*yawn and feel Figaro rubbing his head against my stomach; let go off the teddy and take Figaro into my arms while sitting up*
Hey there, Figaro :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks for blood in the fridge but there isn't any*

Oh for the love of ....*mumbles* -_-

I guess she'll have to settle for turkey blood...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*pet Figaro*
How about I play with you after dinner? :3

*Figaro meows happily*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*goes to see if Yuna is awake*

Hey, uh...dinner is done

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Great

*put Figaro down and get up*

*go with Johnny to the kitchen*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I made the turkey like you wanted, although you'll have to drink turkey blood, but hey, at least its fresh.

I also made ice cream...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Aw thanks :3

*give him a long kiss*
You're the best :3

*sit down and start eating, occasionally drinking turkey blood*