The Creature Calamity Club

[PanthraDion]

Squid: It has been eons since I have had any human flesh as company...in any form. I just want to have some fun with you. If you don't like me, then I guess that I'll just leave you alone.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You're not getting our flesh or anybody's flesh. We still want to live, thank you very much.

*think And I have to return home to my husband*

 

[PanthraDion]

I wonder if there is a way to defeat the squid? I mean, it must have some sort of weakness.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I would suggest to use electricity attacks but we would only end up hurting ourselves too. But maybe my magic is like in Kingdom Hearts, where thunder elemental spells only hit the target but not the user underwater and fire elemental spells still work :/

 

[PanthraDion]

Well, anything could be possible down here.
*Swims to the cave entrance and looks out*
Oh sh***. Yuna, y...you should see this.
*The entire cave and tunnel system has re-arranged itself overnight.*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

What is it?

*follow Melissa out to the cave entrance; jaw drops at what I see*
Oh sh**.

 

[PanthraDion]

I...never expected this. That...that thing...squid or what ever...must have complete control over this maze. It will be a miracle if we ever get out of here intact.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*his phone starts ringing*

Huh? Oh...its that lawyer...

*answers in Ember's voice*

Hello?

........that sounds fine. I'll be right over...

*hangs up and turns female*

*teleports to the car and heads to the lawyers office*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*clench fists and quiver in rage*
That squid... it's gonna pay!

 

[PanthraDion]

*In apartment, Ginger is acting like maniac*
Kiwi: Ginger, will you calm down please!?!?
Alan: I don't think that that is going to work, Kiwi.
Kiwi: Oh, Alan, you're awake.
Alan: Yes, and where's Melissa?
Ginger: In trouble!! Need to get help! Someone! *Runs into a wall and knocks himself out.
Kiwi: Wonderful.

Edit: *In maze*
We should probably get going. I have a feeling that the only way out of here is to defeat that squid. I dearly hope not.