The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*nod and take off my shirt, following masseuse 1's instructions*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I mean't just take off your shirt...bad wording on my part...)

*takes off shirt*

*the female masseuse is obviously trying not to stare*

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: *runs after her, grabs some roses in the process, teleports to her house*




*runs home, and runs into Brett*
What do you want from me?!




Brett: I just want you to like me for me.





You're a clone...




Brett: Yeah, but... Look, please... *hands me roses*




*blushes* I just can't do it...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Oh *go to edit my last post*)

*turn my head so that I can see Johnny taking his shirt off*

*dreamy look as I stare at him*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gives Yuna a look like "If you keep staring at me every time I take my shirt off I'm going to purposely try to gain some weight"*

*gets on table*

Masseuse 2: Wow...you're lucky to be married to a guy with that kind of body...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*respond with a cute pouty face*

*nod after masseuse 2 spoke*
Yes, I really am.

*smile lovingly at Johnny*
And he's the sweetest husband I could ever want :3

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: I... I understand... I guess... *turns around*




Er... But... Look, Brett.... I do like you, it's just that, due to the original Brett, I... I just think that I'm not ready for his... clone... You get me?




Brett: Yeah, I guess so...




Great. *kisses him on the cheek*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*they both get their massages*

***You know, you give better massages for free***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**If I could, I would give you a big kiss right now :3
But my offer from earlier still stands **

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Masseuse 1: Wow...you have so many knots in your muscles it's concerning. You need to relax a bit...

If I could, I would