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Misskermie

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Brett: *gets out of the tree* Alright ready?



Ready.



Brett: *jumps on me and starts punching*



Ow! *prys him off and slaps him*




Brett: Because that hurt me soooo much... *pins me again*



H-Hey!!! *can't pry him off now*



Brett: 1...2...3... DING DING DING! I win!



WHAT?!
 

Misskermie

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Brett: Now you have to do whatever I want.



Fine. What do you want...?



Brett: *pulls me into a kiss*



*breaks it, and slaps him*
What the *beep* is wrong with you?



Brett: You said ANYTHING I wanted. That was the deal.



*walks away*



Brett: *follows her* C'mon, was it really that bad?



Yes, because it shouldn't have happened that way.
 

Sgt Floyd

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*teleports to the bathroom, goes, and teleports back into bed*

*smirk*
 

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Brett: Well how should it have happened?



The romantic way.



Brett: What is the romantic way?



You know, where we're both making eye contact, and then suddenly we both lean in and kiss?



Brett: I had no idea you were so romantic. *puts arm around me*



There's a lot of things you don't know about me.



Brett: Like?



You don't know them because I can't tell you.
 
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