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???: *realizes he's talking to GIRL :stick_out_tongue:* Oh, so sorry Miss...

And then he just says SORRY?

???: I've been having a bad day please forgive me...

EDIT: My post was squished together for some reason...
 

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But you have to know what you are turning into in order to do it, so guessing what kind of fish would take forever...

Aquarium trip?
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*follow him back to the shore and turn human*

We better get dressed first :stick_out_tongue:

*we return to our house*

*get dressed*
 

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I don't think people would appreciate the wonders of the human body :stick_out_tongue:

*gets dressed*

Sometimes I wonder if I didn't dress like this if I would get more people trying to flirt with me...
 

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... *sigh* ...
Fine... I forgive you... Only because I have my share of bad days.


???: Thank you... So uh... What's your name?


Uh, call me Jaz.

???: Nice to meet you I'm Brett.

O___O O-Oh no. Uh, no offense, but I had bad experiences hanging around a guy named Brett, and I uh...

Brett: Well, was that Brett's last name Clarke?


No, it was simmons... In fact, you look like him.
Sooooo...


Brett: Well, you at least want to try to hang out with me sometime?

No. Thanks for the offer.


Brett: Please...


A-Are you begging me? *blushes*

Brett: Yeah, kinda... I think you're kinda... cu-Cool! I was going to say cool.

*giggles* Alrighty then... Meet me back here later.


Brett: Great. Is it a date?


S-Sure, why not? *blushes*


Brett: *leaves*


And the Jazzabelle train is up and running again, woo woot!
 

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I do appreciate the wonders of your body but I'm not willing to share it with other people :stick_out_tongue:

*raise an eyebrow*
Do you really want to figure that one out?:skeptical:
 

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I'm still trying to figure out why people are absolutely bats*** crazy about my other form...maybe I should just blame it on being an incubus and leave it at that.

Anyway, we haven't seen many people lately. We should invite them to come with us
 

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*Finishes playing a self-made Fraggle Medley on the piano.*
Alan: *Clapping* That was wonderful, Melissa.
Thanks. Anything else that you want to hear?
Alan: How about... "Under the Sea"?
Sure thing. *Starts playing.*
 
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