The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*looks back at the pool*

How far do you think it goes down?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't know... Maybe we could check it out someday when I get a swimming form.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

You really need some kind of swimming form. Kinda wish I had one that wasn't a giant squid or a giant lizard. Those two things kind of bring panic to people

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, I really do need one
Maybe something small... or a mermaid

 

[Sgt Floyd]

At least with a mermaid you won't scare people

What about a dolphin?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yep, and you'll see a lot of skin of me

Hm, I'd make a cute dolphin :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Just your upper body, most of which would be covered anyway...unless mermaids don't naturally come with magic shell bras that stick to them

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe they don't and the seashell bras are just articles of clothing

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But we can at least make out and cuddle if we were mermaids

Dolphins are cute, but you can't cuddle a dolphin.

Maybe mermaids come with the ability to turn into a sea animal. I mean, who says mermaids are the way they are depicted in movies? I've never met a mermaid, so I wouldn't know

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Like this?
*makeout session*

*afterwards, smiling dreamily at him*
Maybe they do and we just don't know it.