The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get in the car too*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*drives to the place and goes in*

Owner: You the entertainment?

Yep

Owner: Huh...strange. You don't really look much like a rock star...

.......thanks?

Owner: Whatever, go get set up

Ok

*gets on stage and starts setting stuff up*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*help Johnny setting everything up*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the owner gets on stage*

Owner: Ok, for tonight's entertainment...*turns around and whispers at him* What did you say your name was?

*has to think about what he said his name was before*

Joey Onceler...

*the owner gives him a look like "what kind of dumb name is that?"*

Owner: The Onceler!

*gives the owner a look like "what kind of dumb name is that?"

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*I'm off the stage by the time the owner gets on the stage*

*think I don't remember my husband changing his Nobody form's first name to "The"*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*rolls eyes*

*starts playing Can't Repeat by the Offspring*

I woke the other day
And saw my world has changed
The past is over but tomorrow's wishful thinking
I can't hold onto what's been done
I can't grab onto what's to come
And I'm just wishing I could stop, but

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

Memories are bittersweet
The good times we can't repeat
Those days are gone and we can never get them back
Now we must move ahead
Despite our fear and dread
We're all just wishing we could stop, but

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe your eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

With all our joys and fears
Wrapped in forgotten years
The past is laughing as today just slips away
Time tears down what we've made
And sets another stage
And I'm just wishing we could stop

Life goes on
Come of age
Can't hold on
Turn the page

Time rolls on
Wipe these eyes
Yesterday laughs
Tomorrow cries

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*grin at Johnny and give him two thumbs up while he's singing*

*applaud when the song's over*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*as he's playing is seems like he's emitting some kind of strange energy*

*can't help but make flirty looks at the girls fangirling*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*too busy staring at Johnny, and drooling, to notice the flirty looks*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

This song goes out to a very special person in the audience!

*winks at Yuna*

*plays Me With No You by Bowling for Soup*

I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together
I'm not broken don't ya mind the pieces of me
You see scattered on the ground
I swear, I'll turn this all around

I'm not home but I'm sitting here in my room
I'm a photograph in need of a zoom
I feel far away I can't make out the face
It's all blurred since you went away

When you took your keys out you took a little piece of me

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you

I'm a mark, I'm a martyr, I'm a victim, I'm a jerk
I'm an engine that just doesn't seem to start
I'm a kingdom with no king, I'm a king without a crown
So I fall down on my knees and I pray nobody sees

You got my attention, now please come back to me
(Come back to me)

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you

Can't find the words to fit the melody
But I swear that I could sing it - when you were here with me
I'm all over the place, on a scale of 1 to 10
I'm a sea (that's me)

I'm not lost I just haven't found everything I need
I'm not torn I'm just getting it together

I'm a circle incomplete
I'm a heart that barely beats
All the memories stay forever like tattoos
I'm a star without a sky
I'm hello with no goodbye
I'm the dreams we had that never will come true
That's me with no you
That's me with no you
That's me with no you

*the amount of fangirling in the audience is almost scary*

*the record producer seems really impressed*