The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at Johnny, giving him a weak smile*
Hey...

*lean my head against his shoulder and put my arms around him*

*wonder if he's chewing gum again*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey...

*his breath smells really bad*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smell his breath*
No offense but you need a peppermint.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Huh?

*realizes something*

Oh god...

*spits out whatever he was chewing, which looks like a mass of grass*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*see what he was spitting out*
What the h***? O_O

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I think this is cud...

*goes to wash hands*

Well..crud...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*try to process what Johnny just said*
So... that means he's really a werecow?

*let out a sad sigh*
Poor Johnny...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sits back down*

*load moan that sounds like a moo*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O_O
Next time I joke about what kind of creatures you could be related to, I'll choose something cuter...

*look at Johnny in concern, contemplating whether or not to call Rex*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Joke that I could be an elephant. I like Elephants...I like cows, but I don't want to be one...