The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

ok...

*sits down at kitchen table and just kinda stares off into space*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get out everything I need and make various sandwiches*

*put them all on a big plate and place it on the kitchen table*

*notice Johnny's look; place a hand on his shoulder*
Hey... you okay?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah...I'm fine...

I guess I was just thinking about how it's going to be hard to have kids. Not that I want any now...but...I dunno...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hug Johnny*
It's going to be hard but all we can do is keep trying when we want one or more...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sad squeak*

Being a bat demon kind of sucks...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Please, don't say that... I know we have our share of enemies and we sould better hide what we are and it's not easy to have kids but there are still worse creatures we could be...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Like roach demons?

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to be anything else. Sometimes I just wish we didn't have it as hard as other monsters.

And this new revelation about being part incubus doesn't help the fact it's hard for bat demons to have kids to begin with. And it kinda makes me feel dirty...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

For example

*nod in understanding*
I know what you mean... It would be nice if some things were easier...

It's not your fault you're part Incubus, you didn't ask for it. And look on the bright side, you're incredibly attractive and great in bed

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yes, because that will get me far in life

I guess being part siren helps being able to sing, and being a siren-succubus is why everyone is totally in love with Ember.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, I can certainly confirm both things
Or would you rather be unattractive and bad in bed?

*take a sandwich and munch on it*
That would explain it...