The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Phew, that would be it. How about we relax in the tub now and then eat something? Or we could eat in the tub :3

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*smirks*

We could do that. The question is, do we have any food here

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... Um... I don't think so

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well then I guess we need to get food. You like fish?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I like chicken

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We are on an island. I doubt there's chicken

*turns completely demon*

Be right back...

*teleports away and teleports back a few minutes later with a couple freshly killed chickens*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Maybe we should raise chickens

Let's go to the kitchen and prepare the chicken

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*leaves one out and puts the others in the freezer*

*skins it in no time and cooks it*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Do you need my help with anything?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Nah. I tell you, having bird talons makes hunting so much easier. You can grab them and snap their necks in one move. It's less painful and stressful than how I normally have to kill them...