*Crystal arrives, already dressed*
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*at Jake's house*
Jake: Take a shower, and make it fast...
Jeez, who made you my keeper? -_-
Jake: Shower, now! And I hired someone to do your hair
Why the *beep* did you do that?
Jake: Cause your hair looks greasy and stringy
When did you care?
Jake: SHOWER! NOW!
O_O Jeez...*beep*
Jake: I heard that!