The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

He thought he was all high and mighty because most men think of ice skating as something girls do

 

[Misskermie]

-At my apartment-


Hey, I was invited to my friend's wedding! Woot!

Tracey: Can I come?

No, I'm sure Johnny and Yuna wouldn't want a former criminal at their wedding...

Tracey: Yeah, well I was only arrested for harrassment.

What... Kind?

Tracey: *smirks*

O___O
*screams while running to apartment*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Wouldn't that make him a girl or an it then?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

N-never mind. I'm not going into that

*speeds around*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Don't worry, you're still more man to me than that other guy

*leisurely skate around*

 

[Misskermie]

Tracey: Why're you so scared?

B-Because of what you made me promise, and I'm a girl, and... *screams*

Tracey: Relax. It's ok, you do not have to keep that promise if you don't want to.

O___O

Tracey: Jaz?

What? Go stay in my son's old room or something!

Tracey: Soooo... You had a kid already?

No, I found him.

Tracey: You married?

I wish.

Tracey: Hmmm.

Why do you care, anyway?

Tracey: *shrugs* Eh.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Jaz, how many boyfriends are you going to have before finding one to keep? )

*skates up behind Yuna and picks her up, jumps, and spins in the air*

 

[Misskermie]

(Let's see... How old will I be in 80 years? LOL My character is just a Hopeless romantic.)


Don't tell me you like me.

Tracey: I don't.

I don't blame you if you do. I know that I'm absolutely irrisistible.

Tracey: *rolls eyes*

Yes, I am your own personal Troll.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gasp in surprise when Johnny picks me up, jumps and spins in the air*
Woah!

*look at Johnny and just grin at him, before giggling*

 

[Misskermie]

Tracey: Well, where's your kitchen?

Where do you think?

Tracey: -__-

I'm just sayin'.

Tracey: Do you enjoy making me mad?

Yes, it makes me feel tingly inside.

Tracey: Whatever.