The Creature Calamity Club

[Misskermie]

*inserts microchip into computer, deletes sone things, and puts it in me*


Whee... Glad thats over.


*police come in*

???: youre under arrest!

WUT?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Nope, the adorable rat is at home, taking care of our pets.

*start looking at cat toys*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*randomly comes walking in*

*Steve just kind of stares at him*

*wanders over to the animal cages and looks at some hamsters*

 

[Misskermie]

*later*

Im innocent! I swear! I haven't committed a crime in the last 72 hours! Sure, I want innocent 72 hours ago! C'mon, at least tell my friends where I am!


???: Theres a note on your apartment door. Now shutup. *puts me behind bars*

You can't contain me! *tries to use powers* wha? I must have been neutralized when I took that nap...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble to myself*
Now then, what would Figaro like?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey, um...shopkeeper dude...can you get one of these hamsters out?

Steve: You gonna buy it?

I want to see if it likes me first.

*steve mumbles and goes over to the cage and unlocks it* Which one?

Um...that one *points to a random hamster*

*steve picks it up and gives it to him*

*stands there examining the hamster*

Hmmm....I changed my mind. How about that one instead....

 

[Misskermie]

...
Wait...
Why is there a urinal in this cell?

???: For me...

O___O Meep...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look away from Johnny and Steve to hide an amused smirk*

*keep looking at toys and soon find something for Figaro*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*steve mumbles and gives him the hamster*

*looks at it*

You know, I think I want a guinea pig instead

*Steve mumbles and puts it back*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stop looking a the toys and watch Johnny torturing Steve, pretending to be mildly interested*