The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

Someone teleport Grace outta here! Or maybe all of us.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hit head repeatedly against a wall*
This just had to happen. Ouch...
*rub my head*
And that was a bad idea...

 

[Vincent L]

Stop the Don Music impressions. Now let's outta here!

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: OH GOSH! THERE's A WEREWOLF IN HERE! AAH! *pulls fire alarm* AAH! EVERYONE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*entire store in mass chaos, shelves and displays getting knocked over as everyone scrambles toward the only door, screaming intact*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*pretends to be scared and jumps behind the counter*

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: Don't jump behind the counter, man, get outta this place! AAH!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So why are YOU still standing behind the counter?

 

[Vincent L]

So why are still standing behind the counter?

Who is "Still"?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(gah...more dropped words *facepalm*)

 

[Hubert]

Clerk: I'm making sure everyone gets out! It's my duty!

*dozens of news trucks show up, with people getting out of them and setting up camera equipment. People are running around the parking lot like crazy, running into cameras and people and cars*